A Convenient Excuse for Stupidity

There are so many blonde jokes out there labelling blondes as stupid. And there are also many blondes that take offense to that.
Although I don’t agree that blondes are inherently stupid, I don’t mind the jokes, simply because some of them are sooo funny.
So, in spite of the fact that my hair labels me as stupid, I love being blonde. Why?
Because I do so many stupid things, and because of my hair I have a convenient excuse for them. 🙂
Nice to have your hair to hide behind. What excuse do you use if you’re not blonde?